Booking desk · open 09:00–14:00 UTC
Book a paid tweet. Today.
Trenchbook is a booking desk for crypto X accounts. 4 named handles. Published price bands. One post per handle per day.
Book before 14:00 UTC and your contract address goes out the same day. No retainer, no agency, no campaign deck.
Three doors
Pick the one that describes you. Each door has one action.
01 · On-chain dev
Launching today
Pump.fun, Solana/Raydium, DexScreener pair or Robinhood Chain. You need a tweet in the next few hours.
- 1 KOL from $400
- 5-KOL wave from $1,800
- Cutoff 14:00 UTC
02 · CEX / TGE team
Listing week
You know the date. You need 8–12 handles sequenced across the announcement window.
- 8–12 KOLs, $4,000–$8,000
- 24–72 hour window
- Slot plan sent before payment
03 · Retail trader
Just reading calls
You are not booking anything. You want to know which accounts to follow and how to read a paid post.
NFA. Every post on this roster is paid placement. Most tokens go to zero.
Follow KOLs on X4
Named handles
454k
Combined followers
14:00
UTC same-day cutoff
$400
Smallest booking
Prices
Bands, not quotes. The number moves with the handle's follower count and the hour you want.
How the desk works
01
Send the CA
Contract address, chain, budget, Telegram handle. Seven fields.
02
Get slot times
The desk replies within 20 minutes with handles and exact UTC slots.
03
Pay the invoice
USDC or SOL. Nothing is posted before the invoice clears.
04
Posts go live
Links come back in one message. Every post carries a paid label.
Cutoff 14:00 UTC Book a slot